Bradley Waffles

fuckdopeness:

rodneykong:

hotwhiteguy:

i call my dick curiosity because it always kills the cat

thats cool. i call my dick napoleon bonaparte because it’s really tiny

call my dick Caligula because it forces people into gladiatorial combat

mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

(via lexieloveyoulikeacupcake)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via lexieloveyoulikeacupcake)

burgrs:

she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

(via lexieloveyoulikeacupcake)